Friday, January 27, 2012

Savoring Life's Precious Moments in Times of Stress

Savoring Life's Precious Moments in Times of Stress


For no particular reason today I was thinking about friends of mine that died far too young.  Remembering them so vividly, like the last time I saw them.  My friend Stacy who died from brain cancer in 9th grade.  The little boy down the street that I used to teach tennis to who also died of a brain tumor. My classmate senior year who took his own life, Tom.  Others after that too.  Two friends from college who were taken by cancer.  One a sorority sister, one a former roommate.  My friend's husband who was taken far too tragically on 9/11.


I was trying to remember what it felt like to have such deep loss starting at such a young age, 13.  What would I do to teach my daughter about loss when she gets older?  I remember going to my friend's funeral when I was in 8th grade and I don't believe my parents were there, if they were, I don't recall it.  I remember not knowing what I was supposed to feel.  We all knew she was not going to make it.  I remember crying as hard as I could - truly hysterical - once I got home from the funeral and into the shower so nobody could hear me.  I missed my friend and I didn't understand why that happened or where she went.  I even remember wishing it were me that had died, though I'm not sure why I thought that or if it's even logical.


I remember on the night of our senior prom when we found out our friend Tom had shot himself that day and he was supposed to be our friend's date and at our pre prom dinner at my best friend's house.


When I look back, I remember being so confused.  Nobody really talked to us as kids about how to feel, what had happened.  Or if they did, I don't recall it, and it didn't sink in.


Over the years losing other friends, tragedy of car accidents, 9/11, cancer.  I still have a hard time believing they are gone.  I - illogically-think I will run into them at the gym, the market, anywhere.  In my mind I still recall them so vividly.  


This is a really depressing post, I know.  And I'm not depressed as I write it, rather am listening to my 20 month old sing happy birthday to her Hello Kitty doll in her crib.  I know that life is precious and it's too short.  It was far too short for the friends I mentioned above, and others too that I didn't list.  


I just want to personally try to remember to savor every single second I have of this truly blessed life.  After a seemingly stressful week, I reflect on all of the above, I listen to Tyler singing, and I realize this week was nothing.  It was a blip.  It was a blessing.


I'm still here able to enjoy my baby, my pets, my husband, my family, my friends, my beautiful home and this beautiful city.


May all of you find a way this day and this weekend to savor the little blessings in your life that make your life so truly truly rich.


Have a good weekend,
Cameron



Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Scheduled Sex

Scheduled Sex.


On a warm summer night I was on a date with my husband at a sushi place near the beach.  I received the emergency "girl summit" text that read "I need to get out of here, who can meet for a cocktail."


This type of text is to be expected and anticipated amongst the close knit mommy crowd. Once in awhile a sistah needs a break from her little angels and a drink.


I was on date night, so it would normally be hideously inappropriate to break protocol and leave husband behind to make the girl summit, but husband was super cool about it, and since I've never peeled off from a date night, husband was game.  He even squired me to the summit.  Great guy.  I'm truly lucky.


Only three of us gals made it to the summit on such short notice, but as we sat drinking our cocktails on a rooftop bar, the girls were all lamenting.  Life, motherhood, husbands, in-laws, work, looking for any kind of balance at all, or even some semblance of what was the fun relationship we all once had with our husbands.  Everyone at the summit still loves and has fun with their husbands, but now that everyone has kids, pets, jobs, we realized that priorities get jumbled.  For some, not just at this summit but in general, feelings of being overwhelmed get confused for "hating" or resenting ones spouse at times.  


We traded off giving one another advice, sharing stories and so on, and as we were about to order another round, the ring leader of the girls' summit looked at her watch and said, "Nah, I have to get home."  WHAT? You called this summit??? You can't just bail.  
"Yeah, I have to.  I have scheduled sex."


I had never in my life heard of such a thing, or not from anyone in our circle of friends. 


Scheduled Sex.


Sure, it lacks luster in many ways.  There is no spontaneity, there are perhaps times it feels a bit forced, but the truth is, in marriage, when there are a daunting number of priorities hanging over your head and the ability to properly prioritize them is nearly impossible when children emergencies spring up all the time, perhaps it is the one thing that can salvage a relationship while the children are still very young.


Perhaps.


I have a theory that you do sort of have to resign yourself that when you have young kids you are going to trade out the specific relationship you had with your husband for something totally new.  Nobody tells you that you are going to trade that out for a completely different relationship, but that is what happens.  I think you have to find a way to get back on the same team, the same page, salvage the romance - even if it means scheduling it - or you might find yourself in a sinking ship.  Children are the most wonderful blessings on Earth, but they also - to raise properly - take practically every ounce of energy and soul you have in yourself.  That in itself combined with the realities that life has to offer means that most relationships will be challenged.  Not that they will be broken, but they will be challenged, and some will in fact be broken - especially if in denial about the new reality that children bring.


I think once your kids get older and more independent, you get your second chance at that first kind of love and relationship you had.  Only, if you can make it that long - it'll be even better because you've basically been through some type of emotional war together in raising children.  


I see a lot of friends' marriages struggle in the early years of their children.  I totally get it.  It's so hard to be a parent, on top of everything else in your life.  


So, maybe my friend was onto something, and maybe scheduling sex is - in the interim - the best way to keep the love alive during your children's young years.


What do you think Monkey readers?  
How do you juggle marriage and children?  
Did having children hinder your marriage, even if only for a little while?


Keep conquering that monkey one day at a time
xo
Cameron






Monday, January 23, 2012

Soul Mate Expiration Date

Soul Mate Expiration Date 
(a previous popular post - thought I'd reshare)


When I was in high school, college and even law school, I never really thought much about the idea of finding a "soul mate." To be honest, I felt pretty certain that I'd never get married because I believed you either have a big career or a family - that both were not possible. (I no longer believe this by the way).


I never really worried about it, as I never depended on having a boyfriend to feel complete, happy, or validated. I am and was a genuinely independent person. Sure I had a few long term boyfriends, but looking back, had I married any one of them it would have been a complete disaster and I'd undoubtedly be divorced by now.

I feel very blessed (on a daily basis) that completely out of the blue I did end up meeting someone who I believe is my soul mate when I was in my late 20's. We got married when I was 30, which for me, was the perfect age to get married. Any younger and I just don't think it would have worked out because the timing would have been terrible and I definitely wouldn't have been willing to "compromise" my schedule then.

I know that many people - even married folks or folks with life partners - don't necessarily believe in soul mates and that is ok, I don't have any real proof that they exist other than I know that I'm married to the only person who is completely right for me.

Even if you don't believe in soul mates, most people believe there is a person or two out there in theworld that they'd be compatible to spend their lives with. I believe that for sure. But over the past few years, I noticed a trend. So many men and women I know in their 30's and 40's are single (at least in the larger cities where I have been living for the past decade plus).

I know many women in the 35 plus range who are the "full package" and they have not married. By full package I mean they are beautiful, smart, fun, funny, good careers, solid values. No real chink in their armour if you will. Sure, they could have settled and married the "wrong" guy, but they stuck to their standards and have held out for the "right guy" (even though I suspect it can be annoying to see many of their friends having babies, and constantly asking them about their love lives, that would annoy me anyway).

While most of these gals don't talk about it too often (to me anyway), I suspect they wonder what the hell is going on and why haven't they found "the right" one. (I also know many males that are single in in the 35 plus range and some are genuinely looking for the right person, but some I believe are commitment phobic so we'll discuss them another day.)

It's hard to tell a woman age 35 plus that "you will meet the right guy" "it's a matter of time" "you are a catch" because coming from me, married and really happy, it probably sounds like a line, or a load of b.s.

The truth is, I believe those "lines." don't believe there is a soul mate expiration date.In fact, a great example is someone very close to me who is in her early 40's and is getting married for the first time very soon. She too could have settled for someone not up to snuff back in her 20's or 30's, but she listened to her gut and knew that it wouldn't end well with those past boyfriends. I think it is spectacular that she had the confidence to snub social pressures and wait for the right guy - regardless of a number! 

If I were asked for advice (and I'd love to believe I'd give the exact same advice even if I were single because this is the philosophy I lived by while single) my advice would be the following FOUR things. These tenets apply to any woman who is single (whether never been married, or gone through a split from an earlier marriage).
  • 1. Live your life as full as you can so that you are independently fulfilled & happy.
  • 2. Do whatever it takes to truly learn to "like" and hopefully "love" your self. It is an impossible task to hope that someone else will love you if you don't even like you!
  • 3. To keep an open mind, and open heart.
  • 4. To know exactly what it is that is "right" for you in a mate. Look back on what did and did not work in past relationships. Think about what would work with your life and your personality now. WRITE down the qualities you are looking for in a partner, then put it in a drawer tucked away (you want it to be etched into your subconscious, not to obsess over it)
A year and a half before I met my husband - I went through a hideous break up that should have happened years before. I was so disgusted by the bad choices I had made in dating this person for so long that I vowed not to date for at least a year so I could really evaluate what I wanted in someone else (at that point not even thinking husband). I remember sitting in my new apartment in Santa Monica, California waiting for furniture to be delivered and I made a list in a notebook of all the qualities I was looking for (from the surface to the spiritual to education).

I put the list away in a drawer and frankly forgot about it. But the thing is - all of those qualities were now burned somewhere in my subconscious so that when the "right" person came along a little "ding ding ding" sound would alarm in my head. OR when I'd meet guys who had "red flags" I would recognize it and abandon ship as soon as possible.

Fast forward to when I met my now husband, I didn't realize he fit all of the things on my compatibility list at first, but he eventually FOUND that list when we were packing up my stuff to move in together (after getting engaged). It was super embarrassing at first, until I realized it was really a written description of him (not physically, but of his personality, character, values etc.)

That is a super duper cheesy story, but it's 100% true.

I don't expect every person will follow the same path, but I do believe that if you follow the bullet points above and you truly do want to be in a healthy and compatible relationship, you will find it.

There is, in this girl's opinion, No such thing as a Soul Mate Expiration Date.

What do the Monkey Readers Think? Is it ever too late for true love? Do you have a soul mate story? Or do you think Soul Mates are a croc?

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Hail The Java, For It Is Not a Sin

Hail The Java, For It Is Not a Sin


For years I've been saying one of my only "real" vices is caffeine.  It's a full blown addiction.  Never mind the wine drinking vice, if you are like me, when the doctor gives you that questionnaire on how many glasses a week do you consume, you lie.  You lie like hell.  But that is not the point of this story.


I recently went to a new internist here in L.A.  Love the guy, he's thorough as can be, and has a great bed side manner.  We talked about healthy lifestyles etc., and I was a bit sheepish when the topic of coffee came up.  I drink it, I drink it a lot.  I can't live without it.


"Coffee is so good for you!"  he declared! "WHAT?" I screamed, and nearly hugged him.


Yes, he proceeds to tell me all kinds of health benefits that now escape me but include the ability to enhance focus, performance, efficiency.  YES!  This is the kind of news I need! (Ok, to prove I'm not a total hack, I  did do a little extra research here, I looked up on WebMD some other fancy benefits like decreasing likelihood of type 2 diabetes and Parkinson's.....)


My doctor said twice a day, approximately the amount of 2 shots of espresso or a grande coffee is just right!  The Italians truly are onto something when they take their daily 4 pm break to the local cafe and stand at the bar drinking their shots of straight up black espresso.


I used to feel bad about my caffeine addiction, but now, I can put it in my positive check list!  


Let's be honest though, even if he didn't tell me that it was (in appropriate moderation) good for you, I still would drink it.  I have never understood people who kill themselves over attempting to give up caffeine?  Why?  Drinking caffeine isn't like getting drunk and driving, in fact, as it turns out, it might make you MORE focused and a better driver! (don't quote me here, there is a chance you should do your own research on this since I have not fully ferreted this out other than my WebMD link above)


But still.  Life is so short.  I say, have your coffee, have your wine, have your chocolate, have your cheese.  Why live in deprivation why not just do all the really amazing stuff in moderation (hello bacon! hello butter! hello bread! I love you so!)


Not all addictions are naughty, so it seems, so I'm saying Hallelujah, all hail the Java my friends, for it is not a sin.


bottoms up!


How's that for a Monday pick me up!


Monkeys, do you love your coffee / need your coffee as much as this  Monkey girl????

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Repulsively Seductive Hand Massage at the Kiosk.

Repulsively Seductive Hand Massage at the Kiosk.


On a beautiful Fall day, I was unceremoniously cut by my husband from the tailgate and football day I had planned (lined up sitter, dog walker snacks and so forth).  I was at first deflated, but then realized a golden opportunity was being presented on a fluffy silver platter.


Husband felt kinda bad, I still had a sitter and dog walker, so I had .... wait for it.... a free afternoon and evening.  Holy crap.  There were many many things I needed to do or could have done, including working out, but that seemed like the chumps way to go.  Instead, I decided to go shopping.  How mad could hubster get after I got dumped from the day of tailgating fun?  Strike while the iron and guilt is hot, I always say.


Then, why not meet my friend and her daughter for an early bird dinner, drink some wine, go home, watch a cheesy movie since the sitter was already putting baby to bed?  Genius!


As I cruised down the mall with my shopping bags heading toward the fine dining establishment known as "Islands," I saw the babysitter with my daughter.  Oops.  Forgot to tell babysitter I would be at the mall! Reason number 151 that I will not be named mother of the year once again is that I dodged the sitter (baby didn't see me and if she did, I would not have been able to complete said day of leisure - yes, selfish, yes, guilty as charged!) 


As I bobbed and weaved my way down our little beach mall (guilty, sweating, feeling like a terrible mom and complete and utter as&hole), I was accosted by a rather homely, pimply young man at a kiosk that was selling that Dead Sea hand lotion set.  It was a rookie move.  Everyone knows you DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT to the kiosk people at the mall, or you WILL get sucked in.  In my fluttery baby sitter avoiding hustle, I completely lost composure and looked right at him.  And then, worst of all, I hesitated.  Damn.  I just engaged this kid.


In an accent that was probably fake and seemed to be a combo of Israeli and French, young blemished face (poor kid) boy offers to give me a sample of this legendary dead sea lotion.  I stare at him like a dear in headlights.  I don't want him to touch me, yet, my hands do feel a little dry.  


Another rookie move.  I paused.  I paused!  He had time to whip out the lotion, pop the top and squeeze some onto my dry pint sized hands.  I looked down and saw his finger nails seemed very unkempt, very unappealing, and yet I did nothing to retract my hand.  Nothing at all.  He started to massage the lotion into my hand and I let my mind wander to pretend it was someone else massaging my hand, hoping against hopes that not only would my baby sitter not walk by, but that neither would any of my friends.  Gasp! I. Was. Enjoying. It.  Thoroughly.


I was enjoying this hand massage, I was savoring it, and I was feeling relaxed.  Ready for a Pina Colada, ready to go take a nap, ready for more.  I was speechless in my own shame and yet pleasure, and then he got to second base.  He pulled out the cuticle oil, and the nail buffer.  I half listened to the perks of the deal, the free refills for life, blah blah blah.  I let him buff out my nails, rub the cuticle oil on, talk to me in his fake combo accent and I didn't want it to end - this brief affair - but then he burst my bubble and went for the jugular.  


"The entire set is only $69.99."  Boom!  I was back to reality, noticing his raggedy nails and rough nasty hands, his young and not so appealing face and unclean hair.  OMG. What have I just let happen?  He killed the moment, the best part of my day, by dropping this assaulting price on me.


I just wanted the massage, I didn't even want it, well Ok I did, but I didn't want to spend the cash on this stupid set even if I get a lifetime of free buffers and cuticle oil!  Plus, I was late to dinner at Islands!  "I'm sorry I wasted your time, I just can't spend 70 dollars on lotion and buffers".  


So, in his terrible fake accent he tells me that - it will be "our little secret" but that he will only charge me $29.99.  And proceeded to remind me of all of the perks.  Oh for the love of God, I'll take it.  My nails did look nice after all, and I didn't want to take total advantage of this kid, so I got the package.


I made my purchase as rapidly as possible, and he wrote his name down for me, ugh.  I crumpled it up and did my walk of shame to Islands, ordered some chardonnay, onion rings and shared the story with my friend.  


The moral of the story?  I don't know.  I do know that it could mean I need to spend a little more time getting hand and back rubs from my husband though, because I sure enjoyed that simultaneously repulsive yet relaxing moment a little to much.


Monkeys, have you ever gotten cornered by the kiosk people?


PS I actually do use that kit and LOVE IT, but avoid that kiosk like the plague now!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Skinny People - Stop Complaining About Your Weight - Seriously!

Skinny People - Stop Complaining About Your Weight.  Seriously.


A few years back, my Pilates instructor lamented she needed to shed 5-7 pounds.  As she uttered these ridiculous words, I was doing my "one hundreds" like an out of shape militant robot and so couldn't say anything at the time.  My Pilates instructor, also one of the models for my then fashion accessory line, and who has modeled for the likes of lululemon was complaining about her weight in a room filled with women who were aspiring to look just.  like.  her.


When she finished putting me through hell and back and our session was over, I took her aside (we were friends as well) and gently pointed out that perhaps next time she complains about her weight she should consider the audience to whom she speaks.  In other words, darling, don't complain about being fat in a room full of chubby people, or at least people who are trying to and probably actually need to lose a few lbs.


She was really surprised, laughed, punched me in the arm.  So I said, ok, well, at least don't say it in front of me.  And I'm telling you, you keep doing that and everyone is going to think you are an as*hole.


I am not complaining about my own stature, I am happy and blessed in my physical body and though not perfect by any stretch, not complaining either.  Still, what possesses the thinnest person in the room to lament their size or their weight or their non-existent muffin top?  Would it behoove them to step inside, say my body for a day, and look at my "Tyler tummy" and understand what it it really means to have an actual 5 pounds to lose? Would they want to eat a bullet if said body switch occurred?


Look, I get it.  I have totally got body dysmorphia or whatever it's called.  I've been all kinds of sizes, from unhealthy and borderline anorexic to Kim K bootylicious to athletic and fit and "normal."  The difference is that a) my dysmorphia actually leads me to believe that I look better than I actually do at any given size.  It is only when I see photos of myself that I'm like, "damn, really?   I thought I looked so much better that night!" REALITY CHECK !  It is why I have to weigh myself to keep it in check because anorexic looking Cameron and Bootylicious looking Cameron didn't realize she looked any different when she looked in this mirror!  I guess this is both a blessing and a curse.


But I digress.


I think as a general principle, ladies should not - outside the presence of closest friends - lament on their weight because there is always someone else around who is bigger than you and who could probably royally beat you down, and also, and this part is much more serious, ladies like this who are also mommies - well - this is how you start chipping away at a little girl's self esteem - this is when little girls - like my friend's 6 year old - start talking about dieting.  That is no bueno.  No no no no bueno.


Years before I had a baby girl, I promised I would ban magazines like People, US Weekly and the like from our house because I didn't want a daughter (or son) to grow up thinking this fake world of glitz, glamour, eating disorders, plastic surgery and frankly, AIR BRUSHING - was the norm, or to be aspired to.


Sure, I'll break that rule, and already have.  A girl could use a mental break now and then and look at the dresses and "who wore it best" in one of these magazines, but, like a pre-pubescent boy, or like my brother in high school who very un-deftly hid the LaToya Jackson Snake Playboy issue under his mattress, I too will attempt to keep these tabloid mags under relative wraps.


(Sorry J, but we all knew you had the LaToya playboy mag.)


Ladies.  The point is this, and I too need to heed my own warning.  Consider your audience before you speak - on all things - but especially about your weight when weight really isn't your problem.


Stepping down from my soap box now, knowing I too commit this sin, and perhaps this is written for a reminder to myself as much as anything.


Have a great weekend, eat a burger, and enjoy that curvy butt, or skinny butt, or whatever you got.  Rock it!  As was once so poetically rapped, "LA Face with an Oakland Booty."  Word.


Do you feel me on this one Monkey friends???
Cameron

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Dear Ghost, Get the Hell Out of My Bed. I'm Crabby.

Dear Ghost, Get the Hell Out of My Bed.  I'm Crabby.

In the winter of 2010 I flew from NYC to LA hugely pregnant with my Himalayan cat on my lap.  We were moving back to LA and into a rental that a friend found for us - sight unseen.   In other words, Welcome Back to LA, here is the house you are going to live in for ... awhile!

I arrived with my cat while my husband tied up lose ends in NYC (you know, getting our furniture packed and shipped cross country, minor details).  Meanwhile, I was gigantic and pregnant and supposed to be on bed rest and all we really had were a couple air mattresses and some crappy flea bitten couch that had been in storage.

The house was enormous for what we needed, but we got a steal of a rental price because the owner had fallen out of escrow.  Good enough for me.  

It was an unusual house.  Even though it's at the beach, it was built with all authentic tiles and wood from Mexico.  All sorts or interesting construction, detailing, woodwork, etc.  Very dark in color, high beamed ceilings.  There were two stair cases. One in the front, and one in the back - both leading upstairs.  The upstairs almost had "wings" that a door could be shut to divide up the house (perfect for people with teenagers).  The Master bedroom nowhere near the other rooms.

There was a motion detector and burglar alarm in the master bedroom, where my luxurious air mattress was.  The first night I went to bed with my cat (the dog was arriving next day, and husband in two more days).  It felt creepy to be in a giant house with no furniture, alone, especially having previously lived in a NYC apartment with a doorman, security etc. 

That first night I heard all sorts of creaking sounds, but figured it was nothing but the house settling, or a raccoon on the roof.  Then at around 3 in the morning I heard what I thought were footsteps.  My cat was right next to me.  I laid there staring at the motion detector that indicates where in the house the motion is happening.  According to the motion detector, the movement was happening near the front door of the house, the farthest area away from the master bedroom.  

My Cat and I were paralyzed.  I figured It must be windy, a fluke, a rat, something.  It had to be nothing to worry about.

As time went on, I would occasionally hear voices.  "Hello..."  It happened when my husband was out with friends and I was home in bed, growing very near the time to have my baby.  I chalked it up to hormonal insanity.  That can happen after all.  I would hear footsteps now and again, and just assumed the house was creaky.

Once the baby was born, I moved into a room in the other "wing" of the house so I could be next to her in her bassinet and my husband would sleep down in the master room in an attempt to get sleep (though, we did alternate nights when we could and before his new job).  That is when someone started crawling into my bed at night.

The first time was very clear.  My baby finally had fallen asleep and so of course I did too.  I felt the weight of a body crawling into the bed, so I assumed my husband had come down to check on us, or that my cat or dog climbed in with me.  I pulled of my sleeping mask (I am addicted to them after living in NYC where it's never dark), and nobody was there.

My cat was sleeping in his cat tree across the room.  The dog was downstairs.  My husband fast sleep in the master bedroom.

Huh.

I must just be hormonal.  Right?

Then it started to happen every night.  Even on nights when my husband would sleep in with the baby and I would get a break and go to the master bedroom, again, I would feel the weight of a body crawling into my bed.  I started to realize after many occasions and checking to see where the other family / pet members were that I was not alone.

Then it started to piss me off.  I was so sleep deprived with a baby that had some health issues and cried up to 20 hours in a 24 hour period that all I wanted was sleep.  It got to the point when "it" would crawl into my bed, I'd literally sit up and get bitchy.  "Get the HELL out of my bed.  I am exhausted.  Can you not see how exhausted and cranky I am? Go to the other room, go to the air mattress, just get OUT of my bed.  You are pissing me off." 

Yes.  I said this out loud.  And, sometimes it worked.  I assume "it" would go to the air mattress in the room across the hall.  

I didn't bother to tell people at first, they would think I'm more crazy than they already think.  I didn't even tell my husband...for awhile.

One night we had a night nurse stay over because I was so desperate for sleep and the baby was having such a hard time.  She came to me and said she heard voices through the baby monitor, and was so terrified that she said prayers (she is heavily religious and from Guatemala) and went and laid on the floor next to my daughter's crib (at this point she was in the crib and not the bassinet).  She told me she laid there awake all night saying prayers and warding off spirits.

I had never told her about the thing that crawled into my bed.

Regularly I would hear the voices, the hello, the walking up and down the hall, creaking of the floors.  I wasn't scared anymore, I was used to it.  Then, "it" pissed me off again.

I was watching my baby sleep on the monitor while she was in her crib.  I saw filmy white matter hovering above her crib.  That was the last straw.  You do not fu*& with a new mom.  Not even if you are a ghost.

I went into my baby's room and had some words with the ghost.  Told it to crawl into bed with me, to make noise, to do whatever, but that I would not tolerate it going near my baby.

After that, every time I would go to put my baby down for a nap or for night time, I would be cradling her just over her crib before I set her down.  When facing her crib, there was be a bathroom behind you.  There was always a crack under the door where the light could come through.  Almost every time, there would be an unmistakable shadow that crossed the light to block it for a second as though someone was coming in.  It was so clear, that I would regularly turn and expect to see my husband.  But he was never there.

My husband does not believe in ghosts and he thinks I'm insane when I speak of such things.  One night when he was on baby duty, he came quickly down the hall to the master bedroom and asked me "what do you need? what were you saying?"  I had been in the bed and not been to his wing of the house at all that night.  

"Nothing," I told him.  I have not moved.  He swore he heard voices, hellos, questions.

He probably did.

Finally one night we got a baby sitter and went on a date night.  I drank as many glasses of wine as I could and savored my temporary freedom.  After a little buzz kicked in, I decided I would break my silence.  

"I know you will not believe me, but I'm telling you, we have a ghost in that house."

Silence.....

And then, husband said, "I know."

It turned out, he had been hearing the voices, the footsteps, seeing the shadow behind him when he put the baby in her crib.  

I know I am missing other crucial parts of this story.  I was so happy to move out of that house.  We bought a smaller home only a few blocks away.  The energy was pure and clean and the home we are in now is very open, airy, and light (total opposite of the ghosty house).  I made sure to tell the ghost when we were leaving that we understood it was "it's" home and we had no intention to take it from "him/her".  

To this day when my dog, baby and I walk by the old house, I feel like it is looking at me.  I often avoid walking by the house, for that probably irrational fear, that the thing will follow me back to my new home.

Believe it or not.

I had a ghost in my bed.

Monkeys, have you had any ghosty encounters?